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Come on. Can't take the car, about 25 pigs. I know, I know! Mama, what's the matter? I keep thinking about Let's go. Man down!

Get some tear-gas in that house! Let's go! I advise you to lower that weapon. I'm sorry, Sheriff, but you ain't gettin' me. I want this place gone over with a fine-tooth comb. What police have uncovered reads like this Jesus H Christ. Oh, yeah! Ooh, yes! Yeah, ride the horse, baby! Ride it! Yeah yeah yeah. Oh, yeah, honey. Give it to me. Oh, ride me, baby. Ride it, ride it. Feels so good! Yes, give it! Give it up! Give it! Give it, give it!

Come on, baby, ride it home! Yeah yeah yeah References rise to Tarantino-esque levels in some often intentionally hilarious sections of dialogue, most of them usually involving Spaulding, Charlie and his two goons, Clevon and Bubba. At this stage in the game, sure. The humor fits comfortably like a snug skin suit, besides, the laughs are long forgotten when the nastiness kicks in, and boy does it ever.

Rejects embraces a mean streak not witnessed in Corpses ; it hones in on the mental torture, the suffering a victim can endure before he or she is just ready to die. A young woman is forced to hit her pal harder and harder in the face before their captor allows them to use the bathroom.

Zombie slips into a few narrative snares that could be spotted pages before they happen despite the wet camouflage of flying brain matter and viscera. Fans will be pleased to see their favorite Firefly freaks back in action with more room to breathe and cut loose. And hopefully those who thrust a more unfavorable opinion upon Corpses for its veil-thin plotting will appreciate the meatier story Zombie has culled from that warped brain of his.

Categorized: Reviews. This is bullshit. I trust that fucker Charlie about as much as I trust you. Where the hell you get off talking shit about Charlie? Hey, I know what I know, and I know I don't like that nut sack. Well, unless you got a better suggestion, I suggest you keep your fucking pie hole shut. That is the only remotely safe place I know about.

Hey, man, if anyone's interested, I think I'm gonna be wanting some ice cream in about 10 miles. It's fucking rude! Two fucking seconds for the kids, is that gonna kill you? Yes, it is gonna kill me. I have calculated the time and two seconds is the exact amount of time that's a hazard to my fucking health! Come on, don't be such a fucking drag, I'm starving. Hey, eat this. What is your fucking problem? I'm in and out in two seconds. I think I'm gonna get me tutti-fucking-fruity.

Tutti-fucking-fruity, that sounds good. There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future. Mm, dee-licious! I don't know why you have to be such a grouch.

This is really good. Here, have some. Fuck you. Hey, piggy Yeah, over here, come on. Come and get it. Yes, Mr. Piggy, come over here and get some. Don't fucking move, clown. You looking for somebody? What the hell you doing down here, George?

I live here now. You got that all wrong, George. I mean, this ain't your home. I got no choice, Johnny. This here is my fate. I cannot rest until this whole thing is over. And I'm asking you, brother End this shit now. I'm-I'm walking the line on this, brother. I'm walking the line. Well, Mother pin a rose on me. That is so great. I want these motherfuckers dead! Kill 'em! I'm sorry, George. Yeah, a friend of mine, about 10 years ago, he used to buy hooch from this guy out here.

Went by the name of Wolf J Flywheel. Yeah, but-but his partner called himself "The Captain. Yeah, Wolf J Flywheel. That name's on the list. Apparently, now Wolf J goes by the name of Charlie Altamont.

All right, good. You know what to do. We wouldn't be talking if I didn't. So is the shit on? The shit is on. Fucking A. Open the door, Deputy. Take the night off, Freddy. I'll watch the prisoner. Well well well, working late tonight, aren't we, Sheriff? What's the matter? Can't sleep? Hell running loose in the streets? Or did ya just miss Mama? As a matter of fact, I was feeling kinda lonely. I knew you couldn't stay away. I got that power over men.

Women like me are a rare breed. Don't you agree? Oh, yes, ma'am, I do. I ain't been broken, you know. Men like that. Ooh, you got me going this afternoon. You think you can break me? You like it rough? Oh, honey, you can have it any way you want. I don't want it rough. I like it hot You like that, Mama? Check this place out. I know that ain't Cutter walking towards me with that stupid grin. Okay, everybody in the peanut gallery, Simon says hands up.

He said put your fucking hands up! What the fuck is this shit? You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? Well, if you give me a chance, I was gonna call you a crazy-pig- fucking-dumb-ass-pussy piece of shit. Oh, brother, you's a dead man. Ain't that the most goddamn realest water gun you ever did see? Oh, shit! That was great, man.

Sorry about that, it's just a little game we used to always play on folks. You all grown up. Give me some love!

And you remember happy boy here. Are you still an asshole? This is Casey, my most limber lady. And this is Candy, my special lady and my What you looking at? I set my standards low so I'm never disappointed. Oh, well, I don't disappoint. Fuck, let's go inside. No sense standing around like You know, I gotta tell ya, that is some catch-phrase you got there. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, you're a regular, fucking killer.

You want a piece of this, motherfucker? You want a piece of this?! What you got?! Lord, I am Your arm of justice. I am Your arm of justice, Your righteous sword of vengeance.

Let my blows be true. Oh, yeah, Lord have mercy! What a morning. You know why I come here to get these chickens? No, boss. Is that right? Good morning, good morning, sir!

How are you? How y'all doing? Good morning. Good good good. What ya got for me? We got these real cute barred rock chickens here. I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Now, y'all ain't planning on fucking these chickens, are you? What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens? Well, I have thought about fucking some chickens before.

If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off and stick your dick in that ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it and go "Aaahhh"?

You accusing me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker? No, I ain't call you a chicken fucker, but I don't approve of chicken fucking. He called me a fucking chicken fucker! Go back and grab the fucking chickens, Clevon. He's a chicken fucker! That's all right, put it back there. Next time, we go someplace else.

We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss! I know, I know. You inbred! Wolf J Flywheel? Get your motherfucking pimp ass over here now. Who are you talking about, man? Who you talking to? What's going on, Sheriff? What'd we do? What's going on, baby? You and me, we're gonna have a little powwow about a certain Captain Spaulding and his merry band of assholes.

Hey, Sheriff Ain't no sense in getting crazy out here. I don't like no motherfuckers playing dumb with me. Now, let me tell you the way it's gonna go down.

You're gonna make sure all three of them dirtbags are present and accounted for tonight at midnight. You got me? You understand me? What if I say no? Then I ought to shoot your ass right fucking here and now, you and that other ugly motherfucker. And I'm gonna forget this conversation ever happened. Tonight, midnight. It's a bad day to fuck with me, Charlie boy. Hey, we got you this far. Without us, you'd still be swimming around with your head up your ass.

Hey, Chief, don't sweat it. Have a beer. It's all going to work out to your satisfaction. If I were you, I'd put the beer down and keep your mind on business before business jumps up and bites you right in the ass. Don't worry about me, boss. They'll think goddamn King Kong came down from Skull Island and raped them a new fucking asshole. Hey, man, don't give me none of that cocky-ass- yard-bird-pumping-iron-I'm-the-baddest- motherfucker-that-ever-lived horseshit.

That might work on some Johnny Redneck bail jumper, but that don't mean shit to me. Then I suggest you pick up the bat phone and call some new motherfuckers in.

Dime a dozen, man. Fuck you, motherfucker! Hey, hold it, hold it! We gotta cool our shit, here! Look, you hired the unholy two because you wanted the best money could buy. Now, you got nothing to worry about.

We're gonna get the job done. Might talk a lot of shit, but we will get the job done. Here's the deal. I don't give a good God damn what condition they're in. I just want 'em alive so I can piss in their face before they die. You are one sick fucking pirate. Hey, Billy Ray, your mama's on the phone. She owes me 14 bucks! Get down here. Now look, G, let me explain something to you. You've been using a bazooka to exterminate three little roaches.

Now when you hunt roaches, you don't blow up your house. You send in an exterminator so he can I'm gonna tell you something, brother, you have got it made. Please, man, don't be fooled by the glamour. I got trouble. Don't get me started. What kinda trouble you got? Man, you got hot and cold running pussy on tap! Man, dealing with these greedy bitches ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Brother, brother Pick it up, pick it up. Take a hit on this. Man, I got the best, mmm. Take one for me too, man. Hey, listen, you got a nose like a vacuum cleaner.

Don't do up all my cocaine. Brother, would I do that to you? No, you my brother But I love my cocaine better. Oh, man, that's some cold shit right there. Well, any port in a fucking storm. Charlie, brother, my brother I've been looking for you, clown. You gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, or I will come back and make you my bitch.

Bitch that, motherfucker. Get up, bitch! Stop it! Stop it, motherfucker! It wasn't personal, brother. Business is business, baby! You asshole! She's right, Charlie. You are an asshole. Why don't you get on your fucking horse and ride? All right, let's get this freak show on the road. What the fuck are you doing there? Get the fuck up! You know, I got to thank you all You see, the Wydells, they've always been vigilante justice. Now, my granddaddy, he rode with the likes of Tom Horn, killing scum like you for a living.

We've always been devil slayers. Wake up! See I tried to walk the line, but now I realize there is no line. We here, we are playing on a level that most will never see. I know my brother George, he didn't see it. Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor.

Yeah, well, maybe you will too. I got over here some photographs of every missing person within miles of this shithole. Valerie Green. Take a look at that. She was beautiful, huh? Hell, anybody'd fuck her. This is what she looked like when we pulled her out of your little fucking torture shack. She ain't so fuckable anymore, huh? Oh, yes, she is. I cut her tongue out and tied her to my bed for a month. Busted that bitch wide open. Well, then you get to have this as a souvenir. What about Mary Knowles, anybody?

That fucking bitch is mine. No no, she was mine. I did her, come on. Bring it onto me. Baby, you want her, you got her. Fuck, fuck! Come and get me, motherfucker! You see this picture? That's my brother George. Old George, he was a good man. Very trusting. I'm sure that's what got him killed. Anyway, y'all take a good look at that. Because that's the reason you gonna die tonight. Yeah, I remember. Stupid fuck just like you. Come at me like some kinda matinee fucking cowboy idol. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he goes, Officer Wy-fucking-Dell to the rescue.

And I hate fucking clowns. Yeah, you couldn't do all this by yourself! I slayed me a devil just the other day. What you think? See any you like? You liar. Those photos ain't real. There's no way you killed Mama. No, Baby, they're real. Take a look at her right there. Take a look at her eyes the way they are like that. She's dead. You know what I did? I took my knife and I stuck it in there real good.

And I kinda twisted it a little bit. Kinda like fucked her with it, you know? Let me tell you, that old whore came before I fucking took her miserable life. You motherfucker. I'm gonna fucking kill you! You gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Take a good, fucking look. You were her little angel, her little angel. That's why I got something special in mind for you.

Well I can't fucking wait. If you want it, here it is. From delusion, lead me to truth. From darkness, lead me to light. From death, lead me to eternal life. Are you feeling it, brother? It's time to end this little charade. Look, you're free. I said fucking run! Burn well, motherfuckers. Come and get it! I can hear you, Baby girl! I can hear you! I got something here for ya!

What's that I smell? It smells like rabbit! It's me, Charlie, calm down.



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